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theImages[0] = '"For all else is dust and air." </center></h3></i><h5 style="float:right;" >Maximus; GLADIATOR'
theImages[1] = '"It&prime;s not the years honey, it&prime;s the milage" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Indiana Jones; Raiders of the Lost Ark '
theImages[2] = '"There are two kinds of men in the world; those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Anon '
theImages[3] = '"To know a thing well, know its limits. Only when pushed beyond its tolerances will true nature be seen." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Frank Herbert, CHAPTERHOUSE: DUNE, The Amtal Rule '
theImages[4] = '"No river can return to its source, yet all rivers must have a beginning." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > American Indian Proverb'
theImages[5] = '"No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Siddhartha Guatama'
theImages[6] = '"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Oscar Wilde '
theImages[7] = '"By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Confucius'
theImages[8] = '"There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Dale Carnegie'
theImages[9] = '"We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >George Bernard Shaw'
theImages[10] = '"So I turned myself to face me,<br/> But I&prime;ve never caught a glimpse, <br/> Of how the others must see the faker" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > David Bowie'
theImages[11] = '"Corruption and hypocrisy ought not to be inevitable products of democracy, as they undoubtedly are today" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Mahatma Gandhi'
theImages[12] = '"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed. I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war. God grant that my suspicions may prove groundless." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864 '
theImages[13] = '"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; <br/>bribery and corruption are common; <br/>children no longer obey their parents; <br/>and the end of the world is evidently approaching." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Assyrian clay tablet, 2800 BC'
theImages[14] = '"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn&prime;t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut'
theImages[15] = '"The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn&prime;t want to be used by anybody."</center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut'
theImages[16] = '"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don&prime;t buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >William S. Burroughs '
theImages[17] = '"If ever there comes a time when everyone you vote for wins and they do everything you think they should do, there will still be a gap between what is and what ought to be." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Bill Clinton '
theImages[18] = '"America is depending on me, Mr. President! And by America, I mean the world!" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >The Amazing Screw On Head '
theImages[19] = '"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Marcus Aurelius'
theImages[20] = '"We who were living are now dying, With a little patience<br/>Here is no water but only rock,<br/>Rock and no water and the sandy road." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >TS Elliot '
theImages[21] = '"The end and the beginning are forever in one another&prime;s arms" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > '
theImages[21] = '"War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > General Smedley Butler'
theImages[22] = '"The worst vice is advice" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > John Milton; DEVILS ADVOCATE '
theImages[23] = '"Freedom is never having to say your sorry" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > John Milton; DEVILS ADVOCATE '
theImages[24] = '"Pilot: Attention, passengers... this is your pilot from the flight deck. We&prime;ve just been given notice that we&prime;re now number two for takeoff, so we should be getting off the ground in just a moment... so if you could all do me a favor and make sure that all your windows are rolled up, because we&prime;re about to go really really fast. Thanks for your patience." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Pilot at JFK airport '
theImages[25] = '"Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, the captain will be dimming the cabin lighting for the remainder of the flight in order to enhance the appearance of the person sitting next to you. Individual lights are located above your seats if you wish to read, or look at the person sitting next to you." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Jet Blue air hostess'
theImages[26] = '"Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I&prime;m just going to power off the plane for a minute and restart it. Kind of like control-alt-delete on your computer." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Pilot La Guardia Airport, New York'
theImages[27] = '"Kool-Aid is my most favorite drink in the whole world. When she moved in, it was like great, because it was like, "You love Kool-Aid, too? Awesome, we&prime;re going to get along great." But then it ended up, she tried to kill me with a steak knife." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Drunk girl, 11th St & 2nd Ave, New York'
theImages[28] = '"Goals don&prime;t exist in a vacuum, they&prime;re linked to capability." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > kfmonkey'
theImages[29] = '"Don&prime;t try and disprove me. My stupidity runs deeper then you think." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Jack'
theImages[30] = '"The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Sir Winston Churchill'
theImages[31] = '"If you&prime;re in a job you don&prime;t like, almost anything can seem insurmountable. Conversely, if you are in a job you like, obstacles start to look small." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Jim Buckmaster, CEO - Craigslist'
theImages[32] = '"Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > P J O&prime;Rourke'
theImages[33] = '"Pressure is nothing more than the shadow of great opportunity" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Michael Johnson'
theImages[34] = '"Solutions cannot be more elegant than the problems they are trying to solve. Solutions will partake all of the messyness of the problem" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Barney Frank'
theImages[35] = '"If your not appearing, your dissapearing." </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > Anon'
theImages[36] = '""Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" >Meme '
theImages[37] = '"" </center></h3></i><h5  style="float:right;" > '

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